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POKEMANGZ MEATS FIRE BLOOMZ
psyqualia: back from playing moar pokenobunaga just took over shiden castle and scored a badass warrior to join my army freakin’ hot. …not sure why the official art has her with luxio when she has kolink/shinx in the game but whatev /shrug anyway this game? fun. very fun. the different fields have their little tricks to affect the battle and it’s interesting!
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Recording lines for Katawa Shoujo Audition
“WHY DO I SOUND LIKE SUCH A;OIWEJFAOWRFBWJAEFIAWEJFI;AWJFEOI”
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Game Set!: Spotlight: Murakami Kazuya →
vanguardus: Fighter’s Spotlight is an ongoing project concerned with tracking real-world professional cardfighters across the globe. Murakami is to the right, holding the second place trophy. Murakami Kazuya/村上和也 Age: Unknown; Seniors Division Titles Won: Sendai Regional Champion… You should read this, Garth.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it [censored] wanted to. That's the [censored] reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mr. T.: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.
Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.
The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.
Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.
Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.
Othello: Jealousy.
Dr. Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.
Mrs. Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.
Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.
Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.
Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.
Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.
Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of misplaced concreteness.
Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter.)
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Donne: It crosseth for thee.
Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.
Constable: To get a better view.
Yeats: She was following the Faeries that sang to her to come away with them from the dull, bucolic comfort of the farmyard to the waters and the wild.
Shelley: 'Tis a metaphor for the pursuits of man: though 'twas deemed an extraordinary occurrence at the time, still it brought little to bear on the great scheme of time and history, and was ultimately fruitless and forgotten.
Tolkien: Chickens are respectable folk, and well thought of. They never go on any adventures or do anything unexpected. One fine spring day, as the chicken wandered contentedly around the farmyard, clucking and pecking and enjoying herself immensely, there appeared a Wizard and thirteen Dwarves who were in need of a chicken to share in their adventure. Reluctantly she joined their party, and with them crossed the road into the great Unknown, muttering about how rude the Dwarves were to take her away on such short notice, without even giving her time to brush her feathers or fetch her hat.
Shakespeare: My chicken's eyes are nothing like the sun's; Coral is far more red then it's beak red; If snow be white, why then it's breast is uncooked; If hair be wires, there are no wires upon it; I have seen feed damask, red and white; But none such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some pavement there is more delight; Than in the road my chicken does cross; I love to hear it squawk, yet well I know; The rooster hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw no worser hen; My chicken, when it crosses, struts on the road: And yet, by heaven, I think my chicken rare As any road she has not dared.
Nicolas Cage: To steal the Declaration of Independence.
Andrew Hussie: To die, become god tier, then die again.
Tumblr: yolo
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Y'know, YOLO and stuff.
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Right in the feels.
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Erin Described Us
flow0017: Jodi is socially awkward, Panth, I don’t even fucking know. David, you have some sort of personality disorder. Kara is antisocial to the point of unhealthiness. Justin is obsessive. And I don’t even know how to describe you, Thomas. Totes not obsessive >3> *goes to hide schwag*
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za warudo... PROFOUND SADNESS!!!!!1
nopesthefuckaway: “My sister… she…” “I’m nothing but a pawn…” “I lost control of my own powers, and…” “…I never should’ve been born.” “…I never had any memories to remember in the first place.” “Eh, I just quit my job.”
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person: but that pairing doesn't make sense.........
me: shh
me: shhhhhh
me: pulls close and whispers
me: anything is possible if u believe
me: (ノ-ヮ-)ノ*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*
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So, my Loli-muda's came in the mail today...
AND I COULDN’T BE MORE EXCITED! This clan has so many build options it’s ridiculous! I thought Kagero had options, but this just took the cake. One box alone allows you 2 or 3 build options~ I’ll be trying out several builds from here on out, but I’m just mostly excited to have a deck full of loli’s and bishoujo’s~ ;w; It seems like the Rainbow route is the...
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To the beat of my kokoro.
godheadcomplex: ‘IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
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Game Set!: Confirmed: EN BT03=JP BT06 →
vanguardus: I said I wouldn’t work on my birthday but this is a little too big for that… In what initially resembled a hoax, recently it was alleged in a forum post that Bushiroad had responded to an email confirming that the card list of the English-language booster set 3 would be identical to the…
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